I am a criminal defense attorney practicing in the United States of America, on both the state level in the Midwest as well as multiple federal districts across the country. Yes, I’ve seen a lot of shit. Yes, I’ll probably tell you about it. No, none of it makes my dating life any easier, and frankly if another man tells me that he finds me intimidating or that I make him nervous, I’ll probably end up in an orange jumpsuit next to my clients. I love reading, writing, napping, sipping something strong, road tripping, and being surrounded by cats and dogs.
If you’re a law student or a baby lawyer, feel free to reach out if you have questions or want to pick my brain. You wouldn’t be the first and you won’t be the last. I love talking to people about to join this profession.